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Created on 2001-03-31 20:45:45 (#88286), last updated 2009-07-09
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Basic Info| Name: | Jackie Jormpjomp |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 11-11 |
| Location: | United States |
| Website: | spoinkyDOTnet |
BioI am a writer, film and TV student, sometimes-engineer, and frequent contributor to io9.com. I wrote a novel in a month, graduated from high school in three years, and went to the Massachusetts Institute of Technology to study aeronautics and astronautics. You can pretty much always assume that I'd rather be writing fanfiction, and once I got to talk to Jon Stewart and I haven't shut up about it since. :D
It is possible that cranberry juice runs in my veins instead of blood. Studies on this have been inconclusive.
I am currently writing Legend of the Seeker, Battlestar Galactica, Pushing Daisies, and The X-Files fanfiction at![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif)
planetbarcelona, and in the past have written Doctor Who, Robin Hood, and The Office fanfiction (same place); I've also done Firefly stuff, The Lord of the Rings stories, and various crossovers. And quite a lot of things in other fandoms to which I absolutely will not link. :P
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grrliz made my layout (I got it at thefulcrum.) SHE'S KIND OF A GENIUS.
lovebird made my Juno moodtheme, and she's ALSO a genius.
It is possible that cranberry juice runs in my veins instead of blood. Studies on this have been inconclusive.
I am currently writing Legend of the Seeker, Battlestar Galactica, Pushing Daisies, and The X-Files fanfiction at
planetbarcelona, and in the past have written Doctor Who, Robin Hood, and The Office fanfiction (same place); I've also done Firefly stuff, The Lord of the Rings stories, and various crossovers. And quite a lot of things in other fandoms to which I absolutely will not link. :P| Every day we slaughter our finest impulses. That is why we get a heartache when we read those lines written by the hand of a master and recognize them as our own, as the tender shoots we stifled because we lacked the faith to believe in our own powers, our own criterion of truth and beauty. Every man, when he gets quiet, when he becomes desperately honest with himself, is capable of uttering profound truths. We all derive from the same source. There is no mystery about the origin of things. We are all part of creation, all kings, all poets, all musicians; we have only to open up to discover what is already there. — Henry Miller, Sexus So I'm rappelling down Mount Vesuvius, when suddenly I slip and I start to fall. I mean, I'm about to die ... just falling ... I'll never forget the terror. When suddenly I remember, "Holy shit. Hansel ... haven't you been smoking peyote for six straight days? And couldn't some of this, maybe, be in your mind? And ... it WAS. I was totally fine. I've never even been to Mount Vesuvius! — Hansel, Zoolander I love people. Everybody. I love them, I think, as a stamp collector loves his collection. Every story, every incident, every bit of conversation is raw material for me. My love's not impersonal yet not wholly subjective either. I would like to be everyone, a cripple, a dying man, a whore, and then come back to write about my thoughts, my emotions, as that person. But I am not omniscient. I have to live my life, and it is the only one I'll ever have. And you cannot regard your own life with objective curiosity all the time ... — Sylvia Plath I thought I'd start the day with some dry toast and half a grapefruit, bust out the old computer, bang out ten pages, maybe go for a run. On second thought, maybe I'll just jerk off and go back to bed. Wake me up when you come home. — Hank Moody, Californication Life seems a bit hard and lonely ... but if you're learning something, it's worth it. — Julia Child |
grrliz made my layout (I got it at thefulcrum.) SHE'S KIND OF A GENIUS.lovebird made my Juno moodtheme, and she's ALSO a genius. ConnectInterests (150):
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